Which Way Did They Go?

Hey, when did we get a solar eclipse??

 

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Balloon Static Can Be Fun

 

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Boy It’s Hot!


Just turn the fan on!

 

Doesn’t work in AZ…

Why?

That fan would only draw in the 105 degree heat and make it feel more like …..

ohhh maybe 99 degree heat…

Oh yea, my bad

WAYYYYYY Better..

~~~till we laugh again~~~

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Green Bananas & Banana Splits Don’t Mix

green bananas

Dangerous to Dentures

So, have you ever tried to cut a green banana for a banana split? 

Every week I venture to the store to pick up bananas for my store. Usually I look for a mixture of yellow and maybe a few greenish so they can ripen over the next couple of days. Last week the store only had some severely green bananas. These ones here are what they look like 5 days later. Yep, still green. So can you imagine how green they were on the day I bought them!

Needless to say, peeling these suckers back to “split” them for the banana split was no easy task. Now, I’m a pretty darn good banana peeler if I do say so myself. With one quick pull I can skin the sucker and slice and put in the banana boat in like 2 seconds flat. Not these suckers. They were cocooned in tight, not quite ready to be a butterfly. Holding on for dear life as if they were afraid of the tummy monster.

Oh no not the vanilla!!

First it took like  7 hacks to peel it back. Then I needed a banana extractor tool to plop it out the peel. I never knew a peeled banana could be used as a hammer. Those suckers are hard!

Moral of the story….

Only eat really green bananas if you have really, really strong teeth and machete to hack em! 

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Peek A Boo…

Peek a Boo

I see You!

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Not to be confused with..

Honey Boo Boo

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Miss me?

~~till we laugh again~~

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Sunday Funnies – Edition 35

one life left

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I’m Backkkk!!

Time to laugh at some of the funny stuff I found on Facebook or Google. 

 

bad influence

BE AFRAID!  :-)

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break in half

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I DON’T THINK I COULD HANDLE TWO OF YOU!

free entertainment

BOY DO I LOVE WATCHING

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i am who i am

YEP, I LIKE ME JUST THE WAY I AM

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ice cubes up nose

YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW LONG IT TAKES ICE TO MELT TILL YOU NEED IT TOO

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is this your cat

HE DRANK A WEE BIT TOO MUCH AT OUR PARTY

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lollipop dipped

NOW WHY DID I THINK OF YOU ALL WHEN I SAW THIS?

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more stupid people

UMM, I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A FEW OF YOU I NEED TO THINK

(but i’m not saying who -if you have to ask….)

~more stupid stuff

 

I COLLECT STUPID EXPERIENCES

(how about you)

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nervous breakdown
THEY MAY OR MAY NOT ANSWER… YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTSO!

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Have a great Sunday everyone!!

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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Holy Guacamole!!!!

Holy Guacamole!! 

That is a lot of page views!

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I feel so special

So loved

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Ahh, but stats can be misleading

Of my 105,231 views 73% of them are 5 posts.

Yes  5 !!!

One for each finger on my dominate left hand.

Crazy huh?

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So what were these 5 amazing posts you may ask?

Leading the pack with

38,861 views is..

The Love Keeps a Coming

Now, brace yourself. There was a lot of love on that page.

Stop laughing

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Number 2 post with over 22,560 views and one of my personal favorites

Everyone Loves a Cute Joke and if You Don’t You Must Be Dead Inside

Make sure to read the comments as many people kept adding on jokes as they read it.

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 Yes, the top five is rounded out with

Crack is Whack but Especially Butt Crack

Attacked By the Girl Scouts

(fitting this time of the year as they are attacking again)

and finally

Doctor’s Office Waiting Room Humor

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Well, thanks for humoring me as I take a look at my impressive 100,000 views. If it wasn’t for the love I’d still be hanging back at 65,000 so..

THANKS for the LOVE!

You guys and gals rock!

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I’m off to do something productive now

Remember…

LAUGH!! Drive others nuts

:-)

~~~till we laugh again~~~

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Want A Good Laugh??

Want a Good Laugh? 

Of course you do!

My mom told me this joke that my nephew told her and I have been cracking up for a couple of days now. So I thought I’d share it with you.

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What did the father buffalo say to his son as he left for school?

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Get ready to laugh

bisonLOLLLLLLLLLL

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Ok, this joke just moved into my top 3

I hope you  liked it too

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~~~till we laugh again~~~

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Tammy's Logo

Reblogged from Concept of Man:

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Hello guys, sorry for the long absence. I have been very busy with things around the house but I think that the worst has past. I should be back on schedule now. Anyways I wanted to take this post to share a logo I did for my Aunt Tammy and her realty business. This was done in a vector format like previously discussed.

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Isn't this a cool logo my nephew made for me? I know I drove him nuts as we did it. Got to love talented kids!
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I Wonder….

I Wonder….

Just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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But the bigger question is?

How many of you already finished it by saying..

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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood?

HMMM

That is the real question

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Miss Ya’ll

~~~till we laugh again~~~

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