Should I really have to give my Soda a Bath?
Why is it when I go through a fast food drive through the person working the window always feels the need to hand me over a cup with soda spilling down the sides?
Are they that blind to the soda dripping down the sides? Do they not feel the cold stickiness of the cup?
My personal favorite is when they go to hand it to you, look at it, see it, then pause as to contemplate what to do, then they make the big decision….
YEP, just give it to you as is.
That 10 second delay in cleaning it might just slow down the window count timer and we can’t have our shift leader on our butt.
So today, I brought mine in to the office, then gave it a bath. Oh, my sticky hands too.
I know it is 110 today in Arizona but I don’t need my soda sweating more than I am.
~~~ Till we laugh again ~~~
A friend sent this to my Facebook Page and I wanted to share it with some thoughts.
I 100% believe laughter is the best medicine.
Don’t believe me, just try to not stay mad or upset after a good laugh.
If you can, it is because you fought hard to bring those feelings back.
Let them go.
After a good laugh, you think more clearly.
The pain hurts much less.
Your pants might be a little wet…but I digress.
Just know that Laughing is the
Best Medicine in the World!!
And if you are laughing for no reason?
Don’t worry about it. It just means you have a trip coming soon to a nice padded room with lots of bumpers.
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Love to Laugh?
Do you love to laugh at good word play?
If so, I think you will love this! Found it on Facebook. Enjoy!
~~~Till we laugh again~~~
Make Me Laugh!
Ok, I get tons of great jokes from my most popular post: EVERYONE LOVES A CUTE JOKE
Folks have been stopping by for years telling me jokes that make me crack up! So I thought we could create one big long post just of great silly jokes you can tell anyone. Young and old. My only request is you keep it clean. (You know who you are!). After all, we do have some kiddies that will land on this page. Let’s make them laugh!!!!
Here are just a few to get the ball rolling!
- What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
- Hop in…
- What did zero say to eight?
- Nice belt…
- Why do Sharks swim in salt water?
- Because Pepper water makes the Sneeze!!!
- What do you say when you are comforting the grammar police?
- There, They’re, Their
Please, I beg you..help others to laugh….Leave a joke in the comment section. Let’s see how many we can share!! (ok, I just added a Page to the Website instead of a post. This way people can always find a long list of cute funny jokes. So head to the tab up top for the Funny Jokes and share away!!
Thanks!! And keep laughing!
Would You Dye Your Hair Pink?
How About Purple?
How about both?
Not me. I’m not that brave or silly.
This is my sister the artist. She figured what better way to get inspiration?
She did this around Halloween so as a good sister I gave her my witch hat.
Is it me or did this turn out to be an awesome combo?!
My Sis the Witch
Then around Christmas when I realized the pink/purple was staying around for a bit,
I was at our local Walgreen’s and found the PERFECT gift for her.
I saw it and just knew the two of them were meant to be pals
My Sis & Her Unicorn
Aren’t they a cute pair? Besties forever
or as the kids say: BFF
So, what odd? different? Inspirational color have you gone with?
Not just the spray and wash out type either.
I want to know a color you Really, Really Committed to like my sister the artist?
~~ till we laugh again~~
I’m So Glad You Posted One Today,
We Almost Forgot What You Looked Like
Listen, I’m all good with self-expression and your right to love you like no one could love you but some of you, are out of control. LOL.
For those of you not familiar with what a “selfie” is..let me show you…
Oh wait, not that one… I meant this one…
We all have them on our Facebook. Family and Friends who love showing us their travels in the car, their visits to the bathroom….
Friends and Family: You Know Who You Are
Speaking of which, if you are in the car, I sure hope you are not driving!
The ones in the bathroom are my favorite. Never in a million years would any of us just 5 years ago think taking your picture in the bathroom would be the TOTAL “IN” THING to do! The more you can show the toilet or the sink, the more “street cred” and “Selfie Points” you get!
If I wasn’t a PG-13 type blog, I’d go to town on those insisting on doing really, really stupid stuff in their “selfies”. I’d even share a few of the ones that crack me up. First, most are Sooooo Not Sexy. Second, You are Soooo going to regret those one day. Unless of course you are a politician, then you just get more votes.
Taking selfies are so popular, many celebrities are doing it…
Speaking of naked and celebrity, even Geraldo Rivera got in the act
“Too sexy for those under 70″
The “Biebs” loves taking his, especially when he can take off his clothes.
Did you hope I would have picked a naked one? LOL
Speaking of no clothes, Kim Kardashian made this one famous!
“Look at my Baby got Back”!
And you know you have hit it big time when even Meryl Streep and Hilary Clinton are getting into it.
Overheard: “I’m so posting this on my Facebook Page”… “Me too”
So yes, “selfies” are here to stay. Stay in our language, stay in your Facebook feed and stay in our phones. :-)
So, just for you, I’m giving you one I took of myself…
I’m all ready for Easter!
Sorry folks, I forgot to go in the bathroom to take the picture. Drats!
So what do you think of selfies? Are you one of those folks that love to post “selfies”
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Ever over hear a conversation and just want to bust up laughing but you know if you did it would give away that you were listening?
I went to get my morning ice tea and overheard the following conversation this guy was having with a I presume a friend on the other end of his phone. (At least I’d hope it was a friend due to the nature of the conversation).
“Dude, you aren’t gonna believe this! I was sitting on the toilet texting my girl. I guess I was there for way to long. When I got up my legs were so numb and next thing I knew I was on the ground….
Nah dude, I did get my pants up first!”
OMG, got to love it! Maybe he was trained at an early age like this kid…
Have a great week everyone!
~~Till We Laugh Again~~
Hmm, maybe that was a little rough.
Oh surrrrrr, go ahead. Make as many New Year’s Resolutions as you can. Join the rush to be rah rah for 30 days promising yourself you wont do this, or you will do that. But don’t come to us in February acting as if you never promised it. LOL
Let’s face it. Only 1 in a 10,000 people are successful with these things,
If you want to take some steps to make your life better in 2014, I’m in! Besides, why be normal? Why be a statistic? Just be you! Here is what we should do…
We are flawed, but each day we take one step to laugh a little more, move a little more, eat a little better, laugh even more and be kind to others. If we all do a little each day, think about how far you will be on Dec 31, 2014?
I know in 2014 I plan to swing by and laugh with you a little more than I did in 2013. Ok, stop laughing, I did stop by at least 10 times last year so I have a low bar to hurdle. LOL.
And to start with a few laughs, how about these resolutions I found at Jokes4us.com: (with a little tweaking for my mind or bad habits or just to make it more 2014..Or to even be a smart ass..Me?? i know…LOL)
New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance At Keeping
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!” (I’ll screw this one up by 12:01 tonight)
Start using Facebook for something other than Candy Crush or Papa Pear (How many times do I have to tell you? I don’t play Facebook games!!!……….unless they are on my cell phone) LOL
Try to figure out why you “really” need 5 Facebook accounts. (Not me but I do know someone…LOL)
Resolve to work with neglected children… your own. (Hopefully they remember who you are)
Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym! (Now, that is funny, Let’s get physical, physical, sing it Olivia!)
You will stop using, “So, what’s your URL?” as a pickup line. (geeks love this one)
You will spend less than five-hour a day on the Internet. (I see some of you balled up in the corner already sucking your thumb and rocking on this one)
You will spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year. (Once again, I know someone…)
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again. (And no, you can’t keep blaming Alzheimer’s)
You will stop tagging pictures of me in pictures even when I’m not in them (Seriously, that’s not me, are you blind?)
You will think of a password other than “password” (and yes, stop using 12345 as well!)
New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
Read less. (protect you eyes)
Gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
Stop exercising. (watch the folks on Biggest Loser do it while you eat ice cream)
Waste time playing Candy Crush and Papa Pear (Oh yes I will!)
Watch more TV. You’ve been missing some good stuff. Blacklist??? lol
Watch more movie remakes. (Then pan them compared to the originals)
Start washing your hands after you use the restroom. (you know who you are)
Procrastinate more. (I’ll get around to this one)
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. (for the guys)
Drink. Drink some more. (One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila …FLOOR)
Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials .
Start being superstitious. (Hate to tell you, floor 14 is really 13)
Spend more time at work. (I’m a pro at this one)
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. (now I just need some lunch money..got 50 cents?)
Take up a new habit: maybe working on this blog more! ( ok, ok, I’ll try!)
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/newyearsjokes.html (with my additions)
Ok everyone, hope you got at least one laugh!!! Time to say good bye to 2013 and lets laugh together in 2014!!