Everyone Loves a Cute Joke ~~ If you don’t, you must be dead inside

The past few days my mom has been sending me some cute little jokes. The kind you can find on Popsicle sticks or little kids tend to tell. The ones that make you groan yet you laugh every time.

There is something great about jokes like these. Most are classics and most are perfect for all ages. Yesterday I discussed my poor memory and it kills me that one of the first things to go were these cute jokes. Trust me, I have read thousands through the years and swore I would never forget my favorites. Yet here I sit, empty other than my two favorites…

  • What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert?   No thanks, I’m stuffed!   (God I love this joke)
  • Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?    Because it’s too cold out tide.  

I must admit, the ones my mom sent were cute so I will share them too…

  • What type of lettuce was served on the Titanic?   Iceberg  (you saw that coming ~~although they didn’t)
  • What kind of a cup cant u drink out of?   A cupcake
  • Where can you see hamburgers dance?   At a meat Ball

I had a friend that thought this one was the funniest joke she ever heard for years. Although she was the only one who ended up laughing…

  • Why did the baby cross the road?  It was stapled to the chicken   (sick mind huh?)

My significant other’s grandpa use to tell this one every time they passed a graveyard…

  • Why is there a fence around the graveyard?  Because everyone is dying to get in!

One of my nephew’s thinks this is the funniest joke around…

  • Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks….“Why the long face?”    (took me a couple beats to get it)

Earlier today I saw this one…

  • What do you call a dear with no eye?  No Idear

So my question for you is…

What is the silly joke you like to tell?

Or one someone you know just can’t seem to stop telling?

Share for all to laugh   :D

 

HEY…Come tell you cute silly joke on this new post. >>>>  Cute Jokes You Can Tell Anyone… I Thought these have been too good not to share so why not make one page of them! Thanks

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

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86 thoughts on “Everyone Loves a Cute Joke ~~ If you don’t, you must be dead inside

  1. Awesome title!
    Hilarious post!

    • Anonymous

      Are you mad they were all boring

      • We each have our own taste. As long as you find something that makes you smile and laugh…. (oh and is he mad? possibly… but he is funny… LOL)

  2. What does a vegetarian ogre eat? Cabbage patch kids

    What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese

    Why can’t you get undressed in ront of a pokemon? Because he’ll pikachu

    Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

  3. Perfect post for today! Thanks for the laugh!

  4. I never know any jokes. Am very boring that way. :)

    Loved the Tide joke!

  5. What kind of dog lives in the North Pole? a chili dog (Little story: My husband & our oldest daughter (6-yr old at the time) was on the way to pick up our youngest daughter and the car broke down. My husband was obviously a bit frustrated and our daughter told him this joke… he burst out laughing!)

  6. Dear Brick,

    What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants coming over the hill?
    ‘Here come 500 elephants over the hill.’

    What did Tarzan say when saw 500 elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
    Nothing, he didn’t recognise them

    Love Dotty xxx

  7. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    I have to make up…
    I have to make up who…
    (It sounds like they are saying I have to make a poo)
    This joke kills with 12 and 13 year olds.

  8. What do you say to your child when he asks you to make him a sandwich. “POOF! You’re a sandwich!”

  9. Ah ha ha, after scrolling throw a few posts quickly I had to follow/subscribe. Good stuff!

  10. Anonymous

    wots pink and fluffy ?…pink fluff
    wots blu and fluffy ?…pink fluff holding its breath

  11. Too continue..

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and, no penis? Still, no fucking idea.

  12. Mom and dad are in ticket line at movie with little girl daughter. Ticket seller says “That’s OK. She’s free.” The little girl rages in protest. “I’m not free. I’m four.”

  13. Taylor

    What do you call an alligator i a vest?

    An Investigator. c:

  14. Why do Sharks swim in salt water? Because Pepper water makes the Sneeze!!!

  15. Diliyo

    Very funny.nd cute ths really brings back good memorys

  16. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Duane.
    Duane who?
    Duane the bathtub I’m dwowning!

  17. Annie

    If you were a triangle you know what kind you’d be?
    Acute one!

  18. I read the triangle joke to my teenage son, and he told me another one to pass on. I’m definitely bringing my library card because I’m checking you out!! LMAO

  19. Alex

    What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
    “Sorry, I’m a little horse”

  20. Shanna

    There were two fish in a tank. One turned to the other and said, “you man the guns. I’ll drive.”

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  22. Mike B

    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a lil’ boogie in it :)

  23. melanie

    Is your face from Mc Donalds Because am loving it

  24. Brian J

    Ladies this one’s for you…

    Q: What do you get when a pregnant cat eats a ball of yarn?

    A: Mittens!

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  26. Anonymous

    Q: What type of bees make milk?
    A: Boobees!

  27. Carrie Lange

    Why did the dog sit under the shade tree?

    A: because he didn’t want to be a hot dog

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

    A: Nothing, it just waved

    hehe, still remember those from when my kids were little. I like you, can only ever remember two!

  28. Evaline

    Are you jamaican? Cuz ja maican me crazy!

  29. gaby ytuarte

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!!!

    Why did the mushroom go to the party? ’cause he was a fun guy!!!!

  30. sarah

    Why don’t crabs share?

    Because thier shellfish :)

  31. aly

    What smells like carrots?

    Rabbit farts:)

  32. Anonymous

    why was tigger looking in the toilet? he was looking for pooh!

  33. Kristen

    You can pick your friends,
    You can pick your nose,
    But….
    You can’t pick your friends nose.

  34. Anonymous

    Why couldn’t the window tell jokes?
    Because it would crack up.

  35. Anonymous

    What did the baby corn say to the mama corn ?
    – where’s popcorn

  36. Reblogged this on Laughing at Everyday Life and commented:

    When I originally did this blog post it was almost 2 years ago. I still get folks stopping and leaving more cute jokes. Please scroll down and read these, OMG they crack me up!!!!!

    http://tadams4u.wordpress.com/2012/03/22/everyone-loves-a-cute-joke-if-you-dont-you-must-be-dead-inside/

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  38. What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino?
    ‘ellifIknow

  39. Emma

    I’ve got a good one! I recommend saying it out loud to get it. :)

    What kind of fish is only made of two sodium molecules?
    2Na!

  40. Randy

    What did zero say to eight? Nice belt…
    What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner.
    What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Damn.
    How old are you? Eleven, wow. When I was your age I was eleven too…
    What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in…
    I bet you I can tell you exactly where you got those shoes…. On your feet.
    What’s the difference between humor and odor. Odor is a shift of wit.

  41. tara

    What did the traffic light say to the car?
    Don’t look I’m changing

  42. Jacob Byrd

    What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. (one of my friends absolutely loves this joke)

  43. Kathy vo

    how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    ten-tickles!

  44. Sol

    What noise does a chickens phone make?
    Wing wing
    Hahahahah I don’t know why this makes me laugh but say it out loud

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