Yes, I said it. You all know it.
Toilet Paper is amazing!
It is softer than using leaves or even duct tape.
Or even worse, a cheese grater
But with so many of us spending quality time in the bathroom,
I think that toilet paper manufactures should look at better ways to market to a captured audience.
For example, we all could brush up on our math
Think of the cool things we could make while we sat there?
And who isn’t up to a good game of Suduko?
You could draw some cool pictures for the next person
For those moments you just can’t get as clean as you want
Forget 4 ply, how about this stuff?
When you got rich you could use your money to wipe with
Oh, and when you are rich, you can have people bend over and supply your needs
For those of you who really, really, really love your TP,
you can take it with you.
Yes, Toilet Paper is Amazing!
I couldn’t imagine my life without it.
So if you the type to use one roll a week or one roll in a day
(you know who you are)
You know how amazing it truly is.
There is one thing that can really ruin your bathroom experience
Yes, you already see it coming
I’m going to kill them!
Right after I figure out how I’m going to drip dry out of here
~~~till we laugh again~~~