Hey You!
Yes You!
Knock that Off!
Listen you sick people, cover your darn mouths when you sneeze.
I understand occasionally one will sneak out when you least expect it, but when you are gasping for air just before a big sneeze, you knew it was coming. So don’t act surprised.
I do not need your mucus and germs spraying into my orbit…but especially not in my personal space. Ewww
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I’m ok with you using your sleeve to wipe your nose (hey, it’s better than you using anything of mine).
Ah, not this friend. No matter how much I lubs ya
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While I’m at it, whatever happened to saying bless you?
Contrary to what you think it has nothing to do with religion. Yep, it really means…
“bless you for not sneezing all over me and spreading your germs elsewhere”
If saying bless you makes you feel too close to God, you could always say gunzuntight
however that silly butt word is spelled
(gazuntite by the way for those who will stay up all night trying to figure it out)
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Now the ones I really feel bad for are the ones who do everyone’s worse sneezing nightmare
Yes.. The dreaded sneeze / fart
You know, where you look around real quick to see if anyone noticed
Your only hope is that the sneeze was louder than the fart
Then again, once you are done, you still scream…“Darn that was a loud sneeze!”
Just hoping you can trick them into thinking they didn’t hear what they thought they heard.
Sorry….it didn’t work.
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Ok sick people… go be sick. Just do me a favor and just don’t sneeze into your hand then try to shake mine.
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~~~till we laugh again~~~
You forgot the worst for women who have had babies – the sneeze and pee!! LMAO
Loll. How did I forget that fun one?! Lol
Oh my goodness! My mom sneezed when she was pregnant with me and I ended up cracking her rib. Worse than having to pee and sneeze.
Ouch!! Oh ya, that’s way worse! LOL
“Gesundheit” German for Good Health (I think)
Amen to this post…..I agree.
Lol.. I was too lazy to track it down but knew my wonderful readers were way better spellers..lol.
I think it’s “Gesundheit.”
The thing about farting and sneezing reminded me of a Gahan Wilson cartoon that ran in “National Lampoon” called “The Exploding Boy,” where he said “If you block a sneeze, your head will explode; block a burp, and your throat bursts; block a fart, and your ass blows up. And if you do all three at once, look what happens.” This accompanied a picture of a kid blowing to pieces. It’s funnier if you saw the picture…
Ok now that was funny. Especially since you fel like you will explode when you sense all three. Lol. As for the spelling… I was too lazy to look it up and knew how awesome my readers were at spelling. Lol
That was just one thing in this article. He had all kinds of things we believed as kids, like if you don’t wait an hour after you eat before you go in the water, you’ll have terrible cramps and drown, or if you make a funny face and someone slaps you on the back, you’ll be stuck that way forever. I should see if I can find it somewhere.
ah aha ahaaaaaaaa…you might want to get out of the way because I can’t type and cover my mouth!
Wearing my face mask … I’m ready
chooo
ewe…. spray………
how do you know? your mask is on..
in my eye.. ewe
oh yeah i forgot to say “duck!”
I’m training my kids — and all their friends — in ‘vampire sneezes’, right into the elbow, to be accompanied by best Bella Lugosi impersonations of “I Vant to blow by doze!”.
LOL>…. love the I Vant to Blow by Doze… LOLLL
I work with teenagers, and shake their hands quite often. I keep a bottle of antiseptic gel handy…you never know where those hands have been.
especially those teenage boys.. LOL
I say bless you after everything, and it ticks off my teachers when I do it because they’re usually trying to say something or we are in the middle of a test or something, but I can’t help it. Saying ‘bless you’ is like flinching before you get punched, it’s just a reflex. It’s like a law for me.
I’m with you. I say it across rooms and the oddest places. People are always looking at me.. like i’ve got three heads. LOL
I see there are a couple of people who beat me to the correct spelling of gesundheit. I hate people who are sick & insist on coming to work so they can make all their co-workers sick! I keep hand sanitizer in my purse even when I have to leave the house.
I figured if I left it spelled wrong, I could get a few extra comments. LOLLLL
Dude, I heard the best sneeze story ever on thye Graham Norton show. A girl on the bus leans formard and tries to cover her face with her hands to sneeze, but she ends up grabbing a big handful of the long hair of the girl sitting in front of her and sneezing right into it.
Hmm, not sure what is worse, that or that scene in what about Mary.
LOL
Oh… yeah… right…
On a serious note – oh these sneezers. A now deceased friend with AIDS related that he did not say God bless you to such people but G__ D _ _ _. you !
It’s nasty anytime but especially nasty in doctor’s offices.