Knock that Off!
Listen you sick people, cover your darn mouths when you sneeze.
I understand occasionally one will sneak out when you least expect it, but when you are gasping for air just before a big sneeze, you knew it was coming. So don’t act surprised.
I do not need your mucus and germs spraying into my orbit…but especially not in my personal space. Ewww
I’m ok with you using your sleeve to wipe your nose (hey, it’s better than you using anything of mine).
Ah, not this friend. No matter how much I lubs ya
While I’m at it, whatever happened to saying bless you?
Contrary to what you think it has nothing to do with religion. Yep, it really means…
“bless you for not sneezing all over me and spreading your germs elsewhere”
If saying bless you makes you feel too close to God, you could always say gunzuntight
however that silly butt word is spelled
(gazuntite by the way for those who will stay up all night trying to figure it out)
Now the ones I really feel bad for are the ones who do everyone’s worse sneezing nightmare
Yes.. The dreaded sneeze / fart
You know, where you look around real quick to see if anyone noticed
Your only hope is that the sneeze was louder than the fart
Then again, once you are done, you still scream…“Darn that was a loud sneeze!”
Just hoping you can trick them into thinking they didn’t hear what they thought they heard.
Sorry….it didn’t work.
Ok sick people… go be sick. Just do me a favor and just don’t sneeze into your hand then try to shake mine.
~~~till we laugh again~~~