It's So Cold That.....

Ok, I’ve mentioned this before…. I HATE BEING COLD!  Can’t stand it. There is a reason I live in Arizona. Warm is supposed to be our middle name. But no…………………

It has been like 25 over-night and highs of 48. Ok, you freaky people who live in snow states or snow country. Shush up!  Remember, you CHOOSE to freeze your butts off.  Yes…on purpose even. So your opinion doesn’t count.  

So with that, I found this funny look at temps on the following website: Yuksrus.com

Here is the one in Fahrenheit… (You Celsius folks will have to whip out your degree converter like we do for you).  :D

Enjoy!

• 65 degrees – Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
• 60 degrees – Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
• 50 degrees – Miami residents turn on the heat
• 45 degrees – Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
• 40 degrees – You can see your breath / Californians shiver uncontrollably / Minnesotans go swimming
• 35 degrees – Italian cars don’t start
• 32 degrees – Water freezes
• 30 degrees – You plan your vacation to Australia
• 25 degrees – Ohio water freezes / Californians weep in a corner / Minnesotans eat ice cream / Canadians go swimming

• 20 degrees – Politicians begin to talk about the homeless / New York City water freezes / Miami residents plan vacation further South
• 15 degrees – French cars don’t start / Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
• 10 degrees – You need jumper cables to get the car going
• 5 degrees – American cars don’t start
• 0 degrees – Alaskans put on T-shirts
• -10 degrees – German cars don’t start / Eyes freeze shut when you blink
• -15 degrees – You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo / Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects / Miami residents cease to exist
• -20 degrees – Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you / Politicians actually do something about the homeless / Minnesotans shovel snow off roof / Japanese cars don’t start

• -25 degrees – Too cold to think and You need jumper cables to get the driver going
• -30 degrees – You plan a two week hot bath /  Swedish cars don’t start
• -40 degrees – Californians disappear / Minnesotans button top button / Canadians put on sweaters / Your car helps you plan your trip South
• -50 – Congressional hot air freezes / Alaskans close the bathroom window
• -80 – Hell freezes over / Polar bears move South / Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
• -90 – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

 

Ok, time to go warm up my fingers. This typing has allowed them to freeze again….

I am not an Eskimo; I am not an Eskimo…. I mumble under my breath as I shiver……

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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