Cornfield + Summer in Arizona = This

So, I’m confused… 

Here in Maricopa out by where I live there are quite a few of these Cornfields

So…

I’m driving home and got to thinking…

(scary, I know)

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With Arizona being 110 – 115 degrees and having a dry, hot one of these

Shouldn’t this field look more like this? 

Now that I think about it….There are cows near by so if we use them for this….

Then we are all set!!

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Riddle Me This….

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

 

StudyingI love riddles. I love taking on the challenge. However, when doing simple basic riddles, sometimes we can be made to feel that we are NOT smarter than a 5th grader.  LOL

The other day I was doing some riddles with a 12 and 8 year old. I was pretty impressed how well they did. Turns out their dad does them with them. A great idea, get those problem solving skills going early and hone them as they grow. Otherwise they become like us….not smarter than a 5th grader.    :-D

Ok, here are a few easy riddles to stretch your riddle muscle… Answers Below…Good Luck! 

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Q 1: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

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Q 2: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?

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Q 3: Mr. Smith has two children. If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?

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Q 4: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?

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Q 5: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?

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Ok, Let’s see how you did….

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A 1:  Mary is the 5th daughter

A 2:  Of course it is. A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill (newer one)

A 3:  50%

A 4:  A stamp

A 5:  There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!

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How did you do?

How many of the 5 did you get right? 

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Do You Love Quotes?

I love Quotes

So I’m Starting a New Adventure

 Just Ducky Ducky Quote

My sister drew this..watch him develop

Some of you know how much I love to smile and laugh. But I also love inspirational quotes or any quote actually. I think they help validate our thoughts or feelings. Sometimes they put into words what we can’t.

So I am starting a new adventure and I hope when you see this you will join me by following my new blog / website. Maybe even follow on twitter and Facebook. Help me grow and develop this website into something everyone can have fun being a part of.

So if you love motivational quotes, inspirational quotes, business quotes, love quotes, bible quotes, success quotes you name it.. then head on over to DuckyQuote.com and help me create something fun. I look forward to having you along for the ride and look forward to your feedback!

Will you join me?

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Some Quick Laughs to Brighten You Day

Wanna Laugh?  

Let’s See if Any of These Do the Trick!

Make Me Laugh If you are like me, you love to laugh. I love the quick and funny ones that are so silly you can’t help but laugh. 

Here are a few to help brighten you day….

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Q: What has holes but never spills water?

A: A Sponge

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Q: What does the grape say when smashed?

A: Nothing, just gives a little whine

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Q: “Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? 

A: She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.”

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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long

A: Then it would be a foot!

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Q: How do you turn soup into gold?

A: Add twenty four carrots

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Q: What type of shoes are made from bananas?

A: Slippers

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Q: Did you hear the one about the roof?

A: I’m sure it was over your head

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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?

A: Odor in the court!

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Q: Why are math books always sad?

A: They have way too many problems

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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me kid, and we will go places!

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Hope one or two make you laugh!

Feel free to share some of your favorite jokes! 

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Where Have I Seen This Before?

They Say All Things Can Make a Comeback

So I was in a pubic restroom recently and came across the latest greatest invention for toilet seat covers.

toilet seat covers

With the wave of a hand, your plastic seat cover will rotate around the brim and provide a new, clean surface for your bum. Never has looking into a toilet been so fun…lol

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However, I must say, I was having a case of deja vu.

Paper Towel Dispenser

Now, I sure hope this toilet cover doesn’t recycle like this towel did.

Some were pretty bad in those public restrooms.

crazy

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I Hate You State Farm

You Kept Me Up All Night Laughing!

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State Farm and Laughing?    Huh??  

Normally insurance companies might make you cry but laugh?  Never mind keeping me up all night chuckling.

Let me go on record right now saying

I LOVE STATE FARM COMMERCIALS!

They make me smile and feel good. Face it, they make you smile and feel good if you would admit it to yourself.

It started with the one commercial we all quote and love. I hope it never goes off the air.

    State Farm Jake“It’s Jake from State Farm”

Yep, she still sounds hideous, that Jake from State Farm… LOL  Gets me every time!

My new favorite that equally puts a smile on my face since it is played so dead straight and so witty is our extreme planner

State Farm Retiring Lady

“I’d Like to Put in my 15 Year Notice”
“You’re Totally Blind Siding Me”

LOLL  I have no idea why it tickles me. But I just get a big smile every time I see it.

(This is the one that had me laughing all night then got me thinking about making this post…

Now, there is the other hilarious with the fisherman… LOL

State Farm got a dollar

And who can forget about Jimmie?

State Farm 6 Callers Ahead

And yes, sometimes they just tug at our heart strings

State Farm Ill Never

(You know it gets you)

But yet. They all can’t be a hit. There is one commercial I actually hate when it comes on….

State Farm Elvis 1

Sorry Elvis (and Elvis, and Elvis, oh and Elvis)

You can’t win them all

State Farm Elvis 2

Just had to share this when I saw it…LOL

I have TIVO. I never watch commercials, but I will stop the TV just to watch the Jake and the Retirement ones. They make me laugh that much.

For the record, I have nothing to do with State Farm. However I have been with State Farm as a client since I got my first car 30 years ago. So one might say I like the company and LOVE the commercials    :-)

So….My Question is… Is There Any Commercial That Just Cracks You Up?

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And You Thought You Hated Your Job!

Is your job really as bad as you think?

Could be worse….

I hate my Job

LOL..

~~Keep laughing…. until next time~~

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Texting Can Be Dangerous

There are many dangers that come with texting an important message..

Let’s take a look…

TextingA man received the following text from his neighbor...

“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess; I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when you’re not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but that’s  no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t, ever happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

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Shortly afterwards he received the following text…

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“DAMN AUTOCORRECT!  Sorry, I meant WiFi not wife!”

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Have a great day! Don’t forget to smile!  OH…

An NO Texting and Driving!  

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Sunday Funnies – What Were They Thinking?

Sunday Funnies from Pintrest

Week 1

I do not get on Pintrest as much as I should, but I have noticed there is funny stuff to be found on real estate or homes. So if I can, I thought I’d start sharing some of the items I see.

Today’s Funnies all have to do with…

“What were they thinking???”

Sunday Funnies

Thank you Pintrest for allowing us all to share our sense of humor!

Pictures curtesy of Pintrest

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What Inspires You?

What Inspires You

What makes you excited? 

Where do you get your “high” from? 

What gets you so fired up you think you can tackle anything? 

Whatever that “thing” is, whatever that “it” is, whatever that “thought” is…

Whatever it is that makes your heart sing and you accomplish things you never thought possible

Whatever it is…

Think of it everyday!

Look at it everyday!

Whatever it is…

Embrace it and go Kick some Butt!!!

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