Is your job really as bad as you think?
Could be worse….
~~Keep laughing…. until next time~~
“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess; I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when you’re not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t, ever happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.
Shortly afterwards he received the following text…
“DAMN AUTOCORRECT! Sorry, I meant WiFi not wife!”
Have a great day! Don’t forget to smile! OH…
An NO Texting and Driving!
Sunday Funnies from Pintrest
I do not get on Pintrest as much as I should, but I have noticed there is funny stuff to be found on real estate or homes. So if I can, I thought I’d start sharing some of the items I see.
Today’s Funnies all have to do with…
Thank you Pintrest for allowing us all to share our sense of humor!
Pictures curtesy of Pintrest
Why is it when I go through a fast food drive through the person working the window always feels the need to hand me over a cup with soda spilling down the sides?
Are they that blind to the soda dripping down the sides? Do they not feel the cold stickiness of the cup?
My personal favorite is when they go to hand it to you, look at it, see it, then pause as to contemplate what to do, then they make the big decision….
YEP, just give it to you as is.
That 10 second delay in cleaning it might just slow down the window count timer and we can’t have our shift leader on our butt.
So today, I brought mine in to the office, then gave it a bath. Oh, my sticky hands too.
I know it is 110 today in Arizona but I don’t need my soda sweating more than I am.
~~~ Till we laugh again ~~~
A friend sent this to my Facebook Page and I wanted to share it with some thoughts.
Don’t believe me, just try to not stay mad or upset after a good laugh.
If you can, it is because you fought hard to bring those feelings back.
Let them go.
After a good laugh, you think more clearly.
The pain hurts much less.
Your pants might be a little wet…but I digress.
And if you are laughing for no reason?
Don’t worry about it. It just means you have a trip coming soon to a nice padded room with lots of bumpers.
~~~till we laugh again~~~
Do you love to laugh at good word play?
If so, I think you will love this! Found it on Facebook. Enjoy!
~~~Till we laugh again~~~
Ok, I get tons of great jokes from my most popular post: EVERYONE LOVES A CUTE JOKE
Folks have been stopping by for years telling me jokes that make me crack up! So I thought we could create one big long post just of great silly jokes you can tell anyone. Young and old. My only request is you keep it clean. (You know who you are!). After all, we do have some kiddies that will land on this page. Let’s make them laugh!!!!
Here are just a few to get the ball rolling!
Please, I beg you..help others to laugh….Leave a joke in the comment section. Let’s see how many we can share!! (ok, I just added a Page to the Website instead of a post. This way people can always find a long list of cute funny jokes. So head to the tab up top for the Funny Jokes and share away!!
Thanks!! And keep laughing!
How about both?
Not me. I’m not that brave or silly.
This is my sister the artist. She figured what better way to get inspiration?
She did this around Halloween so as a good sister I gave her my witch hat.
Is it me or did this turn out to be an awesome combo?!
My Sis the Witch
Then around Christmas when I realized the pink/purple was staying around for a bit,
I was at our local Walgreen’s and found the PERFECT gift for her.
I saw it and just knew the two of them were meant to be pals
My Sis & Her Unicorn
Aren’t they a cute pair? Besties forever
or as the kids say: BFF
So, what odd? different? Inspirational color have you gone with?
Not just the spray and wash out type either.
I want to know a color you Really, Really Committed to like my sister the artist?
~~ till we laugh again~~
Listen, I’m all good with self-expression and your right to love you like no one could love you but some of you, are out of control. LOL.
For those of you not familiar with what a “selfie” is..let me show you…
Oh wait, not that one… I meant this one…
We all have them on our Facebook. Family and Friends who love showing us their travels in the car, their visits to the bathroom….
Friends and Family: You Know Who You Are
Speaking of which, if you are in the car, I sure hope you are not driving!
The ones in the bathroom are my favorite. Never in a million years would any of us just 5 years ago think taking your picture in the bathroom would be the TOTAL “IN” THING to do! The more you can show the toilet or the sink, the more “street cred” and “Selfie Points” you get!
If I wasn’t a PG-13 type blog, I’d go to town on those insisting on doing really, really stupid stuff in their “selfies”. I’d even share a few of the ones that crack me up. First, most are Sooooo Not Sexy. Second, You are Soooo going to regret those one day. Unless of course you are a politician, then you just get more votes.
Taking selfies are so popular, many celebrities are doing it…
Speaking of naked and celebrity, even Geraldo Rivera got in the act
“Too sexy for those under 70″
The “Biebs” loves taking his, especially when he can take off his clothes.
Did you hope I would have picked a naked one? LOL
Speaking of no clothes, Kim Kardashian made this one famous!
“Look at my Baby got Back”!
And you know you have hit it big time when even Meryl Streep and Hilary Clinton are getting into it.
Overheard: “I’m so posting this on my Facebook Page”… “Me too”
So yes, “selfies” are here to stay. Stay in our language, stay in your Facebook feed and stay in our phones. :-)
So, just for you, I’m giving you one I took of myself…
I’m all ready for Easter!
Sorry folks, I forgot to go in the bathroom to take the picture. Drats!
So what do you think of selfies? Are you one of those folks that love to post “selfies”
~~~till we laugh again~~~
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