I Hate You State Farm

You Kept Me Up All Night Laughing!

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State Farm and Laughing?    Huh??  

Normally insurance companies might make you cry but laugh?  Never mind keeping me up all night chuckling.

Let me go on record right now saying

I LOVE STATE FARM COMMERCIALS!

They make me smile and feel good. Face it, they make you smile and feel good if you would admit it to yourself.

It started with the one commercial we all quote and love. I hope it never goes off the air.

    State Farm Jake“It’s Jake from State Farm”

Yep, she still sounds hideous, that Jake from State Farm… LOL  Gets me every time!

My new favorite that equally puts a smile on my face since it is played so dead straight and so witty is our extreme planner

State Farm Retiring Lady

“I’d Like to Put in my 15 Year Notice”
“You’re Totally Blind Siding Me”

LOLL  I have no idea why it tickles me. But I just get a big smile every time I see it.

(This is the one that had me laughing all night then got me thinking about making this post…

Now, there is the other hilarious with the fisherman… LOL

State Farm got a dollar

And who can forget about Jimmie?

State Farm 6 Callers Ahead

And yes, sometimes they just tug at our heart strings

State Farm Ill Never

(You know it gets you)

But yet. They all can’t be a hit. There is one commercial I actually hate when it comes on….

State Farm Elvis 1

Sorry Elvis (and Elvis, and Elvis, oh and Elvis)

You can’t win them all

State Farm Elvis 2

Just had to share this when I saw it…LOL

I have TIVO. I never watch commercials, but I will stop the TV just to watch the Jake and the Retirement ones. They make me laugh that much.

For the record, I have nothing to do with State Farm. However I have been with State Farm as a client since I got my first car 30 years ago. So one might say I like the company and LOVE the commercials    :-)

So….My Question is… Is There Any Commercial That Just Cracks You Up?

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And You Thought You Hated Your Job!

Is your job really as bad as you think?

Could be worse….

I hate my Job

LOL..

~~Keep laughing…. until next time~~

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Texting Can Be Dangerous

There are many dangers that come with texting an important message..

Let’s take a look…

TextingA man received the following text from his neighbor...

“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess; I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when you’re not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but that’s  no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t, ever happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

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Shortly afterwards he received the following text…

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“DAMN AUTOCORRECT!  Sorry, I meant WiFi not wife!”

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Have a great day! Don’t forget to smile!  OH…

An NO Texting and Driving!  

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Sunday Funnies – What Were They Thinking?

Sunday Funnies from Pintrest

Week 1

I do not get on Pintrest as much as I should, but I have noticed there is funny stuff to be found on real estate or homes. So if I can, I thought I’d start sharing some of the items I see.

Today’s Funnies all have to do with…

“What were they thinking???”

Sunday Funnies

Thank you Pintrest for allowing us all to share our sense of humor!

Pictures curtesy of Pintrest

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What Inspires You?

What Inspires You

What makes you excited? 

Where do you get your “high” from? 

What gets you so fired up you think you can tackle anything? 

Whatever that “thing” is, whatever that “it” is, whatever that “thought” is…

Whatever it is that makes your heart sing and you accomplish things you never thought possible

Whatever it is…

Think of it everyday!

Look at it everyday!

Whatever it is…

Embrace it and go Kick some Butt!!!

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Who Wants a Sweaty Soda?

Should I really have to give my Soda a Bath?

Coke Bath

What you can’t see is the coke bubbling sweating through the cup

 

Why is it when I go through a fast food drive through the person working the window always feels the need to hand me over a cup with soda spilling down the sides?

Are they that blind to the soda dripping down the sides? Do they not feel the cold stickiness of the cup?

My personal favorite is when they go to hand it to you, look at it, see it, then pause as to contemplate what to do, then they make the big decision….

YEP, just give it to you as is.

That 10 second delay in cleaning it might just slow down the window count timer and we can’t have our shift leader on our butt.

So today, I brought mine in to the office, then gave it a bath. Oh, my sticky hands too.

I know it is 110 today in Arizona but I don’t need my soda sweating more than I am.

:-)

 

~~~ Till we laugh again ~~~

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Is Laughter the Best Medicine?

Laughter is the Best Medicine

 

A friend sent this to my Facebook Page and I wanted to share it with some thoughts.

I 100% believe laughter is the best medicine. 

Don’t believe me, just try to not stay mad or upset after a good laugh.

If you can, it is because you fought hard to bring those feelings back.

Let them go.

After a good laugh, you think more clearly.

The pain hurts much less.

Your pants might be a little wet…but I digress.

Just know that Laughing is the

Best Medicine in the World!!

~~

Oh…

And if you are laughing for no reason? 

Don’t worry about it. It just means you have a trip coming soon to a nice padded room with lots of bumpers.

Make Me Laugh

~~~till we laugh again~~~

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We All Love a Good Pun

Love to Laugh?  

 

Do you love to laugh at good word play?

If so, I think you will love this! Found it on Facebook. Enjoy!

Punography

 

~~~Till we laugh again~~~

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Cute Jokes You Can Tell Anyone

Make Me Laugh! 

Make Me Laugh

Ok, I get tons of great jokes from my most popular post:  EVERYONE LOVES A CUTE JOKE

Folks have been stopping by for years telling me jokes that make me crack up! So I thought we could create one big long post just of great silly jokes you can tell anyone. Young and old. My only request is you keep it clean. (You know who you are!).  After all, we do have some kiddies that will land on this page. Let’s make them laugh!!!!

 

Here are just a few to get the ball rolling!

  • What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
      • Hop in…
  • What did zero say to eight?
      • Nice belt…
  • Why do Sharks swim in salt water?
      • Because Pepper water makes the Sneeze!!!
  • What do you say when you are comforting the grammar police?    
      • There, They’re, Their

 

Please, I beg you..help others to laugh….Leave a joke in the comment section. Let’s see how many we can share!! (ok, I just added a Page to the Website instead of a post. This way people can always find a long list of cute funny jokes. So head to the tab up top for the Funny Jokes and share away!!

 

Thanks!! And keep laughing!

 

Tammy

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What Color Have You Dyed Your Hair?

Would You Dye Your Hair Pink?

How About Purple? 

How about both? 

Pink Purple Hair

Not me. I’m not that brave or silly.

This is my sister the artist. She figured what better way to get inspiration?

She did this around Halloween so as a good sister I gave her my witch hat.

Is it me or did this turn out to be an awesome combo?!

Purple hair witch

My Sis the Witch

Then around Christmas when I realized the pink/purple was staying around for a bit,

I was at our local Walgreen’s and found the PERFECT gift for her.

I saw it and just knew the two of them were meant to be pals

Pink Hair and the Unicorn

My Sis & Her Unicorn

Aren’t they a cute pair? Besties forever

or as the kids say: BFF

~

So, what odd? different? Inspirational color have you gone with?

Not just the spray and wash out type either.

I want to know a color you Really, Really Committed to like my sister the artist?

~~ till we laugh again~~

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